I’m amused at my self when someone reminded me at the other day, what do you learn by watching too many Korean Drama on your PC?
Well, because I have too many spare time to burn…watching drama is like a cup of coffee to keep me not to feel bored and sleepy. And this is what I learn…..
1). Hot, rich, younger men love older women/same age, and all the women is vulgar or sassy.
2). You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on the beach, ice rink, or green grassy field plus the windmills. And your GirlFriend/BoyFriend always poke your head, kick your butts off, and you will laugh at no apparent reason.
3). You had a best friend ever whether guy/girl in the whole world, he/she fall in love with you and you secretly love him/her too.
4). You allow to make U-Turn wherever you want too, and luckily there’s no traffic on the side of the road.
5). The IV. You get sick, the IV is your lifesaver.
6). You unplugged the IV,and then running out to find some one without being dizzy or having a black out.
7). Vomits, recognize everyone?
8). Brother/cousin/uncle/nephew/friends – always in love with the same girl.
9). Everyone HAS cancer.
10). There’s a quick service to pay bills after your angry girlfriends storms out the resto.
11). If you are rich then you are a jerk, selfish, and anti-loves.
12). If you are poor then you are an angel, sometimes in disguise.
13). They will think that you did not studying hard enough if you don’t have nose bleed.
14). If you have nosebleed it mean you have a cancer, and if you can’t afford the surgeries, sell one of your organ that makes the cancer progress faster.
15). Soju is cheap. Everybody drinks it like mineral water to ease heartbroke, family matters and some misunderstanding here and there.
16). The meaning of TRUE LOVE is that you both must die together in the end, whether frozen out side instead try to find shelter like a normal person does, drink poison while hugging your lover graves or bungee jumping on your own while reminiscing your love from the same bridge or the highest building.
17). If you go to America, you definitely come back as a successful person. Go to English or France you will come back as a fashionista or a baker. If you stay too long in Korea, the one that changes is only your hairstyle.
18). When you don’t want to answer your phone, you can’t just turn it off, but also remove the battery.Or if you pissed, you can throw that expensive high tech gadget to the floor.
19). If you’re getting off the plane, you ALWAYS wearing sunglasses.
20). People ponder a lot.
21). You are a student/graduate from Harvard, a top notch student who can amazingly speak English, well maybe in your surroundings people they think you’re great. But why I still don’t have a clue what they actually uttered from their mouth.
22). The guy can kick 20 gangsters in an empty warehouse, the guy will have nosebleed that out into the dirty floor, the fire trash can, and the girl scream and stand there just watching him fight instead calling the police.The next day the guy will be fine with the bandage and few scars.
23). Soju involved, she/he is the one that you hate most, spend night together, and then you’re pregnant.
24). You just stuck on the same elevator with your love interest or your hate interest or both. Even there are more than 1 elevator at the scene, you always end up stuck in the same one.
25). The girls always leave with anger and the guy will grab them by the arm and swing them back-of course with no dislocated bones.
26). If you’re in a relationship. At one point you have to leave and right before you board on the plane she came in tearful, not to mention you guys roaming around the airport with 60% opportunities that you’ll see each other and 40% you’ll never see each other again.
27).Fighting in a pojangmacas with a strangers is an everyday night event.
28). When you come back to Korea with no reason at all, that mean you have cancer or other terminal disease.
29). You standing too long in the rain, you’ll get fever and vertigo and the guy will help to done the rescue but instead calling the ambulance he’ll race you on his back to the hospital.
30).You’re trying to safe someones life from being hit by a car, you push them a side, and let the car hit yourself.
31). Everyone has a long lost brother/sister/twins-that they doesn’t know about.
….there you go, that’s my answer! if I miss something out, feel free to mention it here.
Mei signing out!